I heard from a friend... Posted by Kevin Barber — April 2, 2010 @ 10:49PM
5,000 years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "pick up
your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
Promised Land".
75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your
asses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land".
Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of
camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land.
Thinking about the deficit, health care, the economy, the dollar, the wars, unemployment, social security, medicare, retirement... it made me really really depressed. So, I called the suicide help line.
I got a call center in Pakistan I told them I was suicidal.
They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...
***************
Don't Tread On ME!




Post to Twitter